DOT 1st dissection

ystd v had our 1st dissection.

v can choose either frogs or rats.

bt nt both of coz.

coz v dont hv much time.

so, i chose the frogs of coz.

coz i thought it'd be mor fun.

n it did.

n my partner was shuen at 1st.

bt then suddenly she had to go home early.

so tht she could make it to the airport.

to board the plane to korea.

bad shuen.

I WAN SOUVENIR!

n i wont thank you for tht.

so, i thought i must do the dissection myself.

man, tht'd be damn borin.
coz thr's no1 to joke with durin the 1hr.

then nicole said tht she doesnt hv a partner too.

coz weimin went back ady.

so i just partner nicole haha

luckily nt ds x)

or else i'll be sufferin for the whole session.

communication probs with ds

coz u need to use ur hands, legs, head...

every part of ur body,

just to tel her whr to cut x)

ds此名纯属虚构, 如有雷同, 纯属巧合.

anyway, back to the dissection.

thought v can put the chloroform ourselves.

so mayb i can use it to play with ds.

mayb make her faint haha xp

then i saw the rats were nt movin,

apparently, the lab assistant had put the chloroform ady.

so i couldnt use the frogs to play ady TT

wasted

DOT teacher advisor showed us the demo of a rat dissection.

poor rat.

Mr. Hari:"in the name of science" x)

then v start ours.

1st, pinned the limbs of the frog on the pan.

cut vertically thru its skin along its stomach.

then suddenly cat called us to go to the madu photo takin ==

v were enjoyin ourselves TT

brb froggie.

bt when v reached the alpha theatre,

they told us tht it's nt our turn yet.

thr r stil a few clubs in front of us.

damn it.

wastin my time.

my froggie would be cryin for us ady.

coz it missed us ^^

so v ran back to the lab.

n cut thru its flesh.

bt v cut the wrong side.

then its lungs keep comin out from the hole ==

(look at the thing stuckin out, beside the scissors)

at 1st v duno what's tht.

so v thought it's a tumour ==

n was damn excited tht v gt a frog sufferin from cancer.

now v could c its heart, lungs, stomach and intestines ady.

then..madu agn ==

i ran down as fast as i could.

just to save my time

so tht i could finished it quickly.

n get back to my froggie.

when v came back from madu,

nicole said the froggie's heart was nt beatin ady.

omg v killed it b4 v finished our dissection.

suddenly i saw the heart's beatin.

then only v realised tht its heart was beatin damn slowly.

til v din realised it ==

then nicole n i played with the lungs.

keep pressing it, coz it's quite soft.

n u can c the left lung inflate when u press the right 1.

had a fun time pressin them ==

then time was runnin out.

v decided to kill it.

so tht it wont suffer if it suddenly woke up.

so i took a pin n wanted to stab its heart.

then nicole stopped me.

she said she wanted to say some last words to it.

b4 she killed it ==

i hope u'll live happily ever aft.

i hope u wont b a frog in ur next life. (me)

...

n i hope u can hv babies ==

it's dyin la nicole.

even if thr's a male or female frog bside it,

(idk whether it's a male or female ==

it doesnt hv penis lik the rats to differentiate it.)

it wont even hv the energy to sex with it.

so,

bb froggie.

cya froggie. ^^

(frog:"i dont wan to c u agn TT")

dont miss me ya froggie.

(frog:"i wont!" ==)

then v pierced its heart with a pin.

ok, 1st target down.

next target will be elephant haha xp