cruel physicist

usin animals for experiment is ady very cruel.
bt some1 claim tht as smt natural in science ==

mr. H,
v know who he is ==

im nt sure he's crappin or nt,
bt he said tht he'd done loads of abnormal exp.
usin cats ==

well, i dont hv a good feelin to cats.
(im nt sayin catherine)
so it's ok to me if u use cats for some normal exp.
(mr. H: in the name of science ==)

bt mr. H's exp r too.."extreme" ==

1st exp.
he heard tht cats can land safely when u throw them from 2-storey high.
even if u turn them upside down.
they can oso land on 4 paws.

well, he did the same exp.
bt, the manipulate variable is,
he shook the cat hard ==
n upside down it ==
then only he release the cat from 2nd floor.

of coz, the poor cat died.
so he concluded tht the hypothesis doesnt exist.

2nd exp.
he heard agn.
cats use whiskers to feel whether it can pass thru a hole.
coz if the whiskers can pass thru,
so can the whole body.

well, mice oso hv the same ability.
y cant he just use mice instead of cats ==
at least mice r good for nothin.

he cut the cat's whickers.
n release the cat for his exp.
accordin to him, the cat gt itself stucked ==
ok, the hypothesis is accepted.

what's mor, he did al those exp durin duno sec or pri.

then 1 day, he was chosen to go to the duno what malaysia science center.
when the whole group were headin towards the animals dept.
he saw a cat's skele displayed at the entrance of the dept.
he was so stunned tht he stood thr so long, unaware tht the group had gone.

until his teacher came lookin for him.
n told him hw to make the skele.

he immediately went to dig up al the corpse of al the "victims" when he reached home.
n try to make a skele from those decomposed pile ==
he managed if im nt mistaken.
bt the teacher forgot to tel him the corpse need to b dipped into formaldehyde.
(thx to the teacher, or else thr wil b mor cats being sacrificed.)

some1 say:" no wonder ppl say physicists hv 'a bit' mental prob."